LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER

Do you remember a time before computers?

When:
Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano or a wooden board you hung your car keys on at the door
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3-1/2 inch floppy ... well,

you just hoped nobody ever found out
 

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