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FOUND
IN KITCHENS
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Clean enough
to be healthy
but dirty
enough to be happy |
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Kitchen closed - - this chick has
had it!
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Martha Stewart doesn't live
here!!
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So this isn't Home
Sweet Home
Adjust! |
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Ring Bell for Maid
Service.
If no answer do it
yourself! |
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I clean house every
other day.
Today is the other day! |
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If you write in the
dust,
please don't date it! |
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~~ I would cook dinner but I can't find the can
opener! ~~
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My house was clean last
week,
too bad you missed it! |
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A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted
life.
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I came,
I saw,
I decided
to order
take out
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If you don't like my
standards of cooking.
Lower your standards.
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 Apology
My house doesn't
always look like this
Some days it's even
worse. |
A messy kitchen is a happy
kitchen,
and this kitchen is delirious.
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A balanced diet is dark
chocolate in one hand
and white chocolate in
the other.
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If you can
laugh at yourself,
you will
always be amused. |
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Help keep the kitchen
clean
EAT OUT |
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Countless numbers of
people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives. |
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*My
next house will have no kitchen
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just vending machines.*
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Shopping forever Housework, never!
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Remember only dull women have immaculate houses.
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